Everything's Fine
The Perfect Life: Chapter Nine
The Most Open-Minded of Readers
Finally I have discovered the drawback of the eReader. And it is this: if you find yourself moved to extremes of anger towards an exceptionally ill-written carnival of ineptitude by only its fifth page, you can’t sling the thing from your balcony, burnt it, or even put the paper to more dignified use as an anus-cleansing b…



